User Story: Freaked
This is no joke. Today within 10 minutes of downloading and starting this app, I received a cluster of words, including: PRESIDENT, BALANCE, CHECK, BRING, IMMEDIATELY – all within a minute or two. It took me a few moments to make sense of this, then it struck me to check my savings account balance. I did and WOW! My Federal tax refund was electronically deposited in my account! Kid you not!! I totally wasn’t expecting this so early since Turbo Tax told me to expect the deposit by March 7.
Then I asked it there was a guardian with me and who it might be, and it stated my mother’s maiden name and the name of a couple of dead aunts/uncle after that. Again, no joke.
I went to whole foods for lunch break because I was getting very hungry. I often like to get half a roasted “simple” chicken and eat it in my car. When I returned to my car after the purchase, the app said: CHAIR, FINALLY, EATEN, ORDINARY. No flippin joke!
It has been pretty random since then, but WOW!
—Paul from Long Island, NY